i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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