Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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