He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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