love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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