It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
the raccoons are back...
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