Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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