The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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