She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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