im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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