That's when you crack a 10am beer
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
