so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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