Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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