I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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