The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Holy sore nipples Batman
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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