he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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