I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
birth control should be required to get into college
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Randomize