i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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