oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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