Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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