ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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