You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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