if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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