and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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