Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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