i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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