no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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