Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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