You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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