Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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