considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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