Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Help me help you realize you are a moron
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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