Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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