her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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