did you get engaged???
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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