I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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