I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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