I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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