Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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