we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
In America we eat man semen.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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