I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She bit a glass in half.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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