Where did you get a picture of my penis
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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