i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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