I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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