Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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