Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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