so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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