dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Shame is for Republicans.
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