Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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