ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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