that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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