he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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