Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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