You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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