I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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